What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Do you agree with Kamala Harris that Donald Trump is dangerous?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

Can they start feeding only one meal to prisoners on death row or those doing a life sentence? Because only then will it be real punishment. If they want extra food they can work or pay from their own pocket.

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

My Wife Was With a New Man. The Moment I Saw His “Package” Still Haunts Me. - Slate Magazine

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

U.S. braces for heightened threats in wake of Iran strikes - Axios

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

No go.

Marchand, Bennett, Ekblad want to remain with Panthers, aim for Stanley Cup 3-peat - NHL.com

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How can you determine if your therapist has crossed professional boundaries and become too emotionally invested in your relationship as a patient/client?

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

Are AI tools useful for recruiters?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

‘Harry Potter’ Star Tom Felton on Playing Draco Malfoy on Broadway and Why J.K. Rowling’s Controversy Doesn’t Impact His View of the Franchise: ‘I’ve Not Seen Anything Bring the World Together More Than Potter’ - Variety

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

‘How to Train Your Dragon’ soars in box office debut with $83.7 million, beating ‘Lilo & Stitch’ - AP News

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

How anorexia whittled away Carly Kempf's life - Times Union

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What caused the Democratic Party's 2024 presidential campaign to implode so horrifically?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.