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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:01

Just Forget it!
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Do you agree with Kamala Harris that Donald Trump is dangerous?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
My Wife Was With a New Man. The Moment I Saw His “Package” Still Haunts Me. - Slate Magazine
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
U.S. braces for heightened threats in wake of Iran strikes - Axios
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
No go.
Marchand, Bennett, Ekblad want to remain with Panthers, aim for Stanley Cup 3-peat - NHL.com
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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So, the docs changed it to read
Are AI tools useful for recruiters?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
How anorexia whittled away Carly Kempf's life - Times Union
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What caused the Democratic Party's 2024 presidential campaign to implode so horrifically?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.